Monday, June 27, 2011

Which fandom do I belong to...?

Am I...
a Primadonna?
a Boice?
an ELF?
a Shawol?
a Cassie?
a B2TY?
a Triple S?
an A+?
a Hottest?
a I AM?
a VIP?
a KissMe?
an Andromeda?
an Everlasting?
a S♥ne?
a Wonderful?
a Jumping BoA?
a Kamilia?
a 4Nia?
a BlackJack?
an Aff(x)tion?


Am I...
a MIRacle?
a Soonja?
a Seungholic?
a J+?
a Flame?
a Blinger?
a Locket?
an MVP?
a Taemint
a JayWalker?
a Petal?
a Ryeosomnia?
a Ming?
a Jewel?
a Gamer?
a Cloud?

I am definitely...
ELF
Cassie
A+
Hottest
Triple S
Shawol

And also partly:
KissMe
Primadonna
B2TY
VIP

But if I have to label myself:


I am a diehard ELF, Cassie, A+, Hottest, Triple S & Shawol

I am a diehard Petal, MVP, J+ & Seungholic.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Top 11 Most Doable KPop Guys

For those who don't know what 'Doable' means...good :) You won't know just how dirty my mind is.
NB - This list is in no specific order AT ALL

  • Yunho
He was actually a last-minute addition to this. I extended this to a Top 11, just for Mr Jung Yunho. How could I not? Watching the first twenty seconds of Mirotic practically cemented his position on this list. He dances with his shirt hanging open, for crying out loud! Moving on, his dancing & his fanservice for YunJae shippers are a bonus. The dance moves for Before U Go are bordering on downright vulgar but this guy does it, with full gusto. Thank you for that, Yunho.
PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bimmap6Ra_k [He's the tall gorgeous one who's in front most of the times]
  • Rain
Because you can't have a 'Most Doable' list without having the King of KPop on it...
Whether it's Rain pole dancing in wife-beaters (*swoon*) or his famous touching-himself dance in Rainism or tearing his shirt off, Rain knows just how hot he is & doesn't mind degrading himself just for fangirls' enjoyment... No wonder Megan Fox's knees go weak at the thought of him.
  • T.O.P
I don't see how he fits into Big Bang but when he's hanging out with GD, his inner-child comes out in all its technicolor glory... But the TOP on this list is the TOP who dons the smart suits & the short hair, NOT the TOP in baggy jeans & bling. Mr Choi Seunghyun is the definition of sophisticated when he is dressed to the nines. His giant frame, his raspy voice, his lazy attitude all add to his doability... teehee
PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7_a8bAO83Q [TOP is the tall one with the raspy voice]
  • Seungho
It's no surprise he's here. He is, after all, the leader of Rain's prodigies, MBLAQ. While definitely not the best-looking member (*cough* Joon *cough*), he's the silent one who the rest are terrified of, the one who gets everyone else to do things for him. He admits he was very popular with the girls while in school. He credits it to his knowledge of magic. Mr Yang... I am a girl. Trust me. It wasn't simply the magic...
  • Junho

Oh wow. How is it that Rain has so much influence on this list? Junho from 2PM was hailed as being the number one Rain look-alike out there... I feel almost ashamed to put him here because his eye smile makes him seem like the cutest thing in the world.
But his similarities to Rain are not in vain. He's famous for having a (Sigh..do I even want to go here?) big booty & he, for one, isn't embarrassed about it. One of the best dancers out there, one of the best at tumbling in KPop & one of the best singers in 2PM. This is one guy who knows how to be hot when he needs to...

  • Junsu
Oh, wow. The (unrelated)Jun-brothers from 2PM are both here? Whoa seems like a lot of 2PM people are here. Well, they aren't called the original Beast Idols for nothing. But it seems almost a crime to put Junsu here. He's extremely innocent, old-fashioned and, while having one of the best physiques in KPop (it got him into 2PM, didn't it?), extreeemely reluctant to take his shirt off. He's shy, awkward & things just go wrong for him all the time...
But when he performs...it's like watching another Taemin-worthy transformation. He knows he's got the best voice in 2PM & he probably gets his confidence from there.
His lazy attitude & smirks in the MVs leave you wondering if this is the same adorkable Junsu from 2PM. In my opinion, pre- or post-plastic surgery Junsu would have made this list just by default.

  • JungMin
Oh, my... Park Jung Min. Self-proclaimed 'sexy charisma' of SS501. Rightly so.
Sarcastic, narcissistic, witty & downright mean sometimes, JungMin is totally a cert for a place here. He can be a softy sometimes - he cried at the orphanage & he obviously loves Baby despite bullying him as much as possible.
Watching him lap dance to Britney Spears & get down to Beyonce (*faints*), I wonder why the other people are even ON this list. But then, I remember just how capable the others are as well... =P

  • Jaejoong
I feel like I'm committing a felony by putting him here. I feel like a pedophile despite him being around a decade older than me... He looks cold, untouchable, evil...but he is not. He is a warm, sunny, happy-go-lucky guy who acts like a hyperactive kid most of the time. I watched the photoshoot from which this picture was taken. There he is, working it for the camera but then he sees the video camera and turns beet red & hides his face, shyly...
But all I know is, Kim Jaejoong/Han Jaejoong/Youngwoong Jaejoong, WHATEVER his name is... He could be stuffing his face with the most disgusting food ever (Centipede cake, Jay Park?), this guys drips hotness, he oozes it from every pore of his body...

  • Hankyung
Hankyung!
Innocent, emotional, cute Hankyung with his broken Korean & his toothy smile. Manly, lead dancer & ex-leader of Super Junior M. He's more of the strong & silent type. But still very hot... I don't really know why exactly he is on this list but Jeez, does sex-appeal have to be put into words? I think not.

  • DooJoon
He was almost part of 2PM. That is all. That is enough.
  • Chansung

I don't know WHY he's so hot. I don't know HOW he manages to do it. The funny, dumb maknae of 2PM who's addicted & dazed by the mere presence of food. But in every video I've watched, Chansung stands out. Lead dancer & rapper. Cute as a puppy...until he turns on the sexy switch & it all comes tumbling out. I don't need to explain myself. I just need to state 3 words: Take. You. Down.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Always Keep The Faith

Okay, I get it...

TVXQ broke up. Jaejoong, Yoochun & Junsu were being treated unfairly so they left SMEnt. But Yunho & Changmin didn't... I don't know who to blame.
I don't want to blame JYJ because there's absolutely no reason to stay on if they were being treated that badly.
I don't want to blame HoMin because there's absolutely no reason to leave if they didn't have a problem.

I want to blame JYJ for leaving because if Yunho & Changmin stayed, there wasn't that much of an issue in the first place.
I want to blame HoMin for staying back because when they see that their brothers have been hurt enough to want to leave, instead of sticking with them, they decided to stay in SMEnt.

I know that there are probably enough & more reasons for their behaviour.

OMG!
I FOUND THIS AMAAZING ARTICLE!

Why didn't HoMin participate in lawsuit?

Ok now that I'm satsified after dinner, I shall present my first formal "train of thought"

From the time of the DBSK lawsuit quest against SME, the question that has been at the back of my mind until now is:

Why did HoMin (Yunho and Changmin) stay in SME?

At first, I was really upset due to the fact that HoMin didn't join the other 3 in the lawsuit. If they joined wouldn't DBSK still be together? If they joined they would be all happy coz they can be together. If they joined, we as fans won't have to worry our brains out whether they will disband or not. IF IF IF...... Seriously, I think after half a year of pulling my hair out, crying until my eyes hurt, getting moody for no reason because I was always worrying about DBSK, I finally woke up from my narrow minded IFS. Well what IF there is a reason behind HoMin's decision? What IF HoMin stayed for DBSK's future in the long run? What IF there are things they can't tell us at the moment? I went back to watch their clips, interviews, shows again and realised how foolish I was. You know, sometimes you'll think that it's impossible to fool yourself but it turns out to be easiest thing of all!!!

Let's trace our mind back to the time when DBSK told us to not trust everything we hear but only trust what comes from their mouths. They said that there are things which they can't tell us now. The only things I've heard from their mouths are "let's wait" "keep the faith", etc Now after blabbing on for so long, I shall just get into the details.

For those of you who aren't clear about DBSK's relationship.....THEY ARE A FAMILY WHO SPENT 8 YEARS TOGETHER TRAINING, SLEEPING, EATING, LIVING TOGETHER!!!! THEY'VE HAD ARGUMENTS AND CONFLICTS YET THEY MANAGED TO REACH TO THIS POINT. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HOMIN LOVES SME'S OLD HAGS MORE THAN THEIR OWN BROTHERS??? (If you answered yes, then please, I have nothing more to say to you)

When I calmed down I also began to think: Why is it Jaejoong, Junsu and Yoochun who stood up against SME, why not Yunho and Changmin?

Many people have said that it's coz of the cosmetic business, it's coz the other two are happy with the contract, but everyone...sit down and think long and hard. Did the thought that it might be their plan from the start come across anyone's mind???

1) I've checked other people's journals, websites and forums and came up with a basic "strength"distribution analysis so please don't hit me if you don't agree completely...^^"
Yunho:
Strength- Compared to others, his dancing is superb. Once in an interview for Mirotic dance moves, interviewer asked "who's the best dancer?" Everyone in the group instantly pointed to Yunho XD
Weakness- Compared to others, his singing probably needs the most improvement.
Changmin:
Strength- Beautiful and powerful vocal range especially for reaching high notes.
Weakness- Dancing compared to others and some other overall aspects need to be improved.
Yoochun:
Strength- He's basically the composer of the group. Powerful musicianship in composing.
Weakness- Singing and dancing is "Ok"
JaeJoong:
Singing is WOW...awesome "rainbow voice" dancing is alright
Junsu:
Pro at both singing and dancing!!!

By Looking at these strengths and weaknesses of each member, we can conclude that it would be a little difficult for SME to produce a powerful independent group just out of HoMin. Whereas, on JYJ's side, it would be more possible for the trio to stand up alone. Thus, the strength distribution can be said to be planned out quite well XD.

2) Why is it Jaejoong, Junsu and Yoochun who stood out?
The 3 are involved with the cosmetic business where as HoMin aren't. Thus, it would make more sense as the cosmetic incident gives them more of an excuse instead of HoMin who aren't involved. Also, If the trio succeeded in the lawsuit case against SME, it would be easier to help HoMin out but if they don't succeed, because the remaining 2 members are in SME still, SME wouldn't do anything drastic to harm DBSK's existence.

3) Yunho is the leader of DBSK. For him to step out, there would be a stronger impact, a stronger call or appeal. Therefore, he can't easily just make any move because if they succeeded then it would be great, but if theyfailed, the first person SME would aim an attack on would be Yunho. If Yunho collapses, the continuation of DBSK would be at risk. He is basically the pole of DBSK so he needs to calculate his every move carefully. So after discussing this, all 5 members probaby agree that it's not a good idea for Yunho to step out. As everyone already know, Changmin is the youngest and they all said before that they don't want to hurt him the most. In order to protect Changmin, the safest bet would be to leave him with Yunho. Thus, it explains why Yunho and Changmin remained.

4) So many people are complaining that SME is focusing all their energy on destroying JYJ rather than paying attention to HoMin. HRMMMMM I wonder WHY???? Judging from SME's money greed, we would expect them to use HoMin instantly to fill up the spots of the other 3 and earn the money. Until now, Changmin is involved in one drama, Yunho is involved in a musical. Apart from that they aren't making grand concerts, comebacks? why aren't they as busy compared to JYJ?They still have time to play basketball, go see concerts? It seems that they don't have as many promotions....isn't it strange? One explanation would be that SME can't fully trust in HoMin. Why? because HoMin's relationship with JYJ has not changed and SME knows that although HoMin are under SME, their hearts are with JYJ.

5) Why does JYJ hold concerts such as the Thanksgiving in Tokyo Dome and try to expand overseas to America and such? You can say that they need money, but more importantly SME aren't supporting them anymore. Their initial apartment, food, cars have been confiscated. Are they going to just wait until the lawsuit's over to perform. By then, their name would probably have gradually faded and replaced by a new wave of band and artists. Also, they want to tell us fans that they are still fighting. They are trying their best and they can reach fame WITHOUT SME. This is all to comfort us. HoMin can't do this because 1) they probably don't want to promote SME and cause competition with JYJ 2) Under SME, they can't do whatever they want because they don't have the amount of freedom as JYJ. They can't cause big comotion because right now, SME's attitude towards HoMin is one of distrust which is proven by the lack of activities. This means, that the 5 are still together at heart!

The money bit is also important. Notice that JYJ not only earns money from these albums and concerts, but also demanded compensation from SME. The money is important for the future of DBSK. If by a certain time HoMin also leaves, DBSK would have to be stable financially. Look at the example of Shinwha. Eric was rich so he could buy his group out of SME. What about DBSK? They have to start from scratch. In order to stand up alone and independently, the trio must be able to have funds. If they aren't stable, SME will attack them any time.

6) Why hasn't SME striken the last blow yet? I always have this uneasy feeling that underneath all this, they have a bigger plan.
Simple. They are "cooking" us through time. SME is waiting for Cassie to become impatient, to start splitting and dividing between JYJ and HoMin. They are waiting for us to start cursing and fighting each other, creating choas. Be mindful, the first person to strike is the loser. So for our DBSK, we have to be patient and wait. I know it's hard to stay patient coz I'm an impatient person but we have to try and avoid SME's trap...It could be said that once we collapse, the hope for the 5 members will be gone.
DBSK's hope lies in their talent + support from fans. SME's money source doesn't come from DBSK but from US!!!

7) Why did Yunho mention Yoochun in Goong's conference? "I heard that Yoochun had been successful in his drama. I want to be successful like him" I didn't understand at the start. Why all of a sudden? he could have just said that he wanted to be successful so why go to all the trouble to mention Yoochun specifically. This is actually very clever of our leader Yunho XD Yunho always thinks before he says something so he isn't the type of person who would say something without any intention or thoughts. This is the only opportunity for him to mention the trio without getting into trouble by SME who forbids any contact between JYJ and HoMIn. He wants to tell us that their relationship is fine and for us to not worry. But he can't say it specifically because he would be in real trouble. So he took this opportunity which wouldn't cause suspicion from SME to hint to us and hoping that we would get his suggestion.

8) Yunho and Changmin still introduces themselves as DBSK's members. They want to tell us that DBSK still exists and they are there to keep it alive. This is the best they can do, if they say or do anymore then SME would become suspicious. Everyone must have noticed how little HoMin have stated about the lawsuit issue. Even when SME published that document in their name accusing the other 3 they didn't say anything. If they really did write those harsh comments, why weren't they present when SME published it at the conference?? The signatures were totally different from their normal ones (Yunho's signature had a star?? and Changmin signed in Chinese???) I mean seriously, it's either that SME forged their signatures or Yunho and Changmin were forced to sign those papers. The other 3 didn't say anything about this issue either because they're smart enough to figure out that those typed up papers are FAKE = =" Under SME, HoMin can't have any personal attachement so it explains their coldness and silence. JYJ formed this name coz they aren't allowed to use DBSK as it would cause even more trouble from SME so they created a "UNIT" NOT " a "group"

Think about it guys, would all the years together be wiped out by money or lies? The 5 members are stronger than we think so we should worry about ourselves. We don't need to be scared about SME. Why do you think SME are so desparate to get JYJ back and scared of their rising fame? It's because if they don't have DBSK, their income would drop by 40-60% Essentially, a certain amount of control lies in our hands. Lastly, who buys DBSK's album, goes to their concert, supports them, makes them popular? it's USSSSS. To put it bluntly, if no one supported DBSK, they wouldn't be popular right? Therefore, DBSK's future does not base on SME's decision but our decision. SME's existence is based on us, if we don't buy their products, how do they get the money?

All 5 members want us to wait, they said they don't want to disband, they said they want to stay together so why can't we stay together and believe them for once?? "Keep the faith" is the tattoo on Jaejoong and Yoosu's bodies but we don't need those tattoos coz we can carve it into our hearts. CASSIE FIGHTING!!!!

I AM AN ELF

Therefore, I believe:

- That childishness has no limits
- That men can be prettier than women
- That Nationality plays no part in friendship
- That there is a psycho in all of us
- That a person cannot be judged by the mistakes he has made
- That size doesn't matter
- That cuteness has no age limit
- That niceness has no limits
- That fish are friends, not food
- That money isn't everything
- That absence really does make the heart grow fonder
- That it's the silent ones who do the most unexpected things
- That age doesn't matter when it comes to being the boss

I am an ELF therefore I will believe...in all 15 of them forever.