Fan-Pairings

Okay, I know fan-pairings are TOTALLY bollocks. Leaving out the absurdity of boy-boy or girl-girl pairings, idols rarely date who we expect them to.

Junhyung & Goo Hara.

Jonghyun & Shin Sekyung.

Even though it is absolute bilge, it is rather fun to ship (imaginary) couples.

I ship only two. And by shipping, I don't mean die-hard shipping. I just kind of like it.

YunJae couple: Yunho & Jaejoong

HanChul couple: Hankyung & Heechul

Which is terrible because neither of these two have any chance of providing any fanservice any more.

Yunho & Jaejoong are not allowed to communicate with each other.

Hankyung is all the way in China.

N-Noo...!

Anyways... I just discovered that the order in which the pairing is named, is also significant.

I will never, ever go into details about this topic but let's just say Seme & Uke, or say 'give & receive Christmas presents' (Thank you, Tyra Banks!) The name which comes second is the Uke/receiving presents.

Now YunJae... There is also another smaller fandom for JaeHo.

I don't care who tops who, to be perfectly honest, but JaeHo?? I mean, Yunho is the ultimate Seme! But there is an element of cuteness in JaeHo too. Yunho having a gentle side is rather...intriguing. To think that he would be humbled by his love for Jaejoong is cute too...

But Jaejoong can never be a Seme so that ends JaeHo for me.

YunJae is still going strong...in the hearts of Cassies, at least. Don't worry, Yunho... Your 'BooJae' will never love another like the way he loved you...

teehee

Moving on!

HanChul!

This is cuuuute! Heechul, master of wit & owner of the ultimate comebacks. Hankyung, silent & sweet Chinese guy with a cute but manly attitude. To think that Heechul would be cowed by him is too adorably sweet for words. Hankyung dominating Heechul...

Muahahahahaha...

I am so dirty.

Anyways...

Moving onto OTHER fan-pairings.

SiHan: Cute, but can you imagine the overload of hotness?? No, that would be like a nuclear explosion...

EunHae: LOT of fan-service but obviously fake.

KyuMin: Obviously fake. Honestly, Cho Kyuhyun? Loving a simple creature like Sungmin? Nuh-uh...

KangTeuk: Please. FAKE. I don't even see the chemistry.

YeWook: Pfuit! Extremely & awkwardly cute but YESUNG? No way.

JongKey & 2Min: SHINee having pairings? Creepy.

YooSu: teehee. Junsu? Very believable. Yoochun? Also believable. But the vibe isn't there...

HoMin: I used to ship this when KYHD came out but please... Changmin is forever the son of YunJae.